Abbot’s Classic Smokehouse Protein Veggie Burger has the numbers—high in protein, made from clean ingredients, and free from common allergens. But once you bite in, it’s hard not to feel let down. The texture doesn’t match the burger-style label, and the promised flavor from mushrooms and caramelized onions never really shows up. Nutritionally, it’s a burger; in taste and feel, it’s just another veggie patty. This was a one-and-done for Vegan Curator—good on paper, but not worth a second round.